Friday, May 11, 2007

Lightning in the Night

I have all the animals in my Ark
and see the lightning as a spark
No night to dark for ye to see
it will light the way for thee.

Berma Shave

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Good Ole HART

It seems that Hi HART is always late,
For that ever important date.
But, never will you find
Hi HART to be unkind.
So now, I must bid adeau
to all the rest of you.

Hi HART, bye HART.
Nite, Nite Liz.
Sleep tight to the rest of you.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Wiki, Wiki

Everyone is leaving early tonight,
there must have been a terrible freight.
Wiki, Wiki one has said,
Drove a stake right through the head.
Never again must that word be said,
lest we all shall lose our head.

Berma Shave

Friday, May 04, 2007


As for me,
I think I’ll just
go saw some

Nite Liz,
Nite all

Wednesday, May 02, 2007


It’s eleven sixteen at night,
So I must now take flight.
It was nice seeing all of you,
But now I bid a fine adeau.

Berma Shave

Monday, April 30, 2007

Bed Time

Ok Liz, it’s time I said
It’s time for me to go to bed.

I can’t forget all those who did
contribute everything that they know
so I can sleep well, as part of the show
and remember those who contributed.

Berma Shave

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Presenting The Bad Poems Series


I will be featuring some of my Poetry (if you want to call it that) a few times a week.

Or at least until I run out of the ones I have already put to paper.

Hopefully, you enjoy them and they will be a bit of a distraction until I can find the time to write more intelligent prose.

The Dancer Says Goodnight

Well, I’d like to let you know
I like the dancing toe to toe
But now, I really must go
Before I fall down on the flo’
Thoughtfully, Signed Joe